A Cleverly Designed Device

THINKING BEFORE I SPEAK

The Eagles

As I tremor on my chair due to the side effects of ventolin and choya, I cannot help but wonder if this is how my grandfather feels as he writes tiny numbers on an old envelope in an effort to keep track of his stocks. With shaky hands and terrible vision, he writes, slowly, yet unsteadily, vacillating every now and then as if pen touching paper would lead to catastrophic results.

At 92 years of age, my grandfather is dying, but I’m not in the mood for heavy topics. My mind has wandered a little further out of my house, where I see three raptors soaring in the sky. Are they Oriental Honey Buzzard eagles? My father is knowledgeable enough to confirm this. These eagles spend their winter in SE Asia, and fly to Japan/Siberia during summer.

The trio circle around my estate, like vultures patiently waiting to feed.

And I thought I wasn’t in the mood. Maybe it’s the dreadful mixture of my medication. Maybe there are no birds after all.

Texting with Mom

Mom: I am on 1 day MC. Can sleep again. So nice. Supposed to be the mad hatter today. You bring back nice storybooks for me okay and come back early to rest too? Miss you.

Me: Sleep well :) Have you read ‘How To Kill a Mockingbird?’

Mom: Don’t bluff me okay? It’s ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’. No ‘how’. Try to bluff me

At this point, I am laughing my butt off because I was NOT trying to bluff her. I sincerely did not know what was going through my mind when I said ‘How To Kill a Mockingbird’. Or maybe it was because of this:

“200 pages into it and not a single mention of killing birds…”

Why re-reading is a crime

Article on The Guardian by Jack Thurston:

Some people like to boast about going back to favourite books. As far as I’m concerned they should be ashamed of themselves.

Summer is the time of year when we are told what to read. Summer reading supplements fall from the newspapers and collect on coffee tables, set aside to be read later. In a literary beauty parade, the great and the good line up to update us on how obscure and intellectual they are this season, while also giving the nod to the latest marketing sensation just to prove they’re still cutting edge.

Summer is the season for literary insecurity, alright. Flat on your back in the hotel bedroom, idly surfing the channels, you’ll watch dumbfounded as your girlfriend (who first of all is a woman, and second of all has an English degree, and so has two good reasons to be confident she has already read more books than you’re likely to read in your whole lifetime) assembles a great leaning tower of books and explains that those are just the ones she read on the plane, while you were fast asleep.

Having read this entire article (dates back to 2007), I think I, as with many, might have missed the humour. One thing I know: re-reading this article would surely make me narrow-minded and dim… Very dim.

“Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”

— Mark Twain

The Rain Spoke Today

“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains.

You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.

You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows.

This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.” - Turkish poetry. (Not by Shakespeare)

Nothing

Who puts melted ice into a glass of water to cool it just because there is no ice? It is the responsibility of ice to cool. But, in its state, how can it be the responsibility of melted ice (water) to do the same?

WP’s statement on the Ministerial Salary Review Committee’s report

1.  The recommendations of the Committee to Review Ministerial Salaries (“the Committee”) are a step in the right direction towards grounding political leaders with a stronger sense of public service and mission. We hope that Ministers and Members of Parliament (MPs) will see political office primarily as a noble undertaking which allows them to improve the lives of fellow Singaporeans, rather than as a career option to be weighed against high-earning individuals in the private sector.

2.  The Workers’ Party (WP) is of the view that the Committee’s proposal to peg ministers’ salaries to the 1,000 top income earners has created a flawed formula. These individuals make up just 0.06%1 of the workforce and are unrepresentative of the general population. The incomes of these “super-rich” Singaporeans generally rise much faster than the rest of the population, potentially escalating the salaries of ministers in subsequent years.

3.  The Committee’s proposed formula also assumes that political talent is found only among the top 1,000 income earners. This reflects an elitist mindset that earning power is the primary indicator of one’s ability.

4.  Rather than an approach that assumes top earners are also top talent, WP recommends a whole-of-government, people-up approach to determining ministerial salaries.

5.  WP has identified this approach in the way 12 developed economies determine their politicians’ salaries. The economies are Australia, Canada, Finland, Germany, Hong Kong, Japan, South Korea, New Zealand, Sweden, Taiwan, the United Kingdom and the United States. In most of these economies, a minister’s salary is set at multiples of that of an MP, which is in turn set at the salary of a senior management grade in the civil service. This is the approach that Singapore should take, as political office is in the genre of public service.

6.  WP proposes that MPs’ allowances should be pegged to the salaries of divisional directors in the Civil Service (excluding the Administrative Service)2. Civil service salaries are currently competitively benchmarked to general wage levels of Singaporeans. The salaries of ministers and the Prime Minister should be set at reasonable multiples of an MP’s allowance.

7.  WP is supportive of a variable component which takes into account both national objectives being achieved through a whole-of-government effort, as well as the individual performance of ministers. While the suggested National Bonus incorporates some indices, WP believes that the formula should reflect that some national goals are longer-term in nature, requiring an assessment over the term of a government, not annually; some bonus payments may need to be deferred. We also propose to do away with the Annual Variable Component as this is unnecessary, since there is already a National Bonus based on national economic outcomes. The sum of the total variable components should be capped at a reasonable number of months.

8.  WP further believes that the procedure for any review or change of the salary structure for political office should be transparent and subject to Parliamentary approval.

9.  WP’s MPs will elaborate and expand upon the above proposals during the 16 January 2012 debate on the motion in Parliament to adopt the Committee’s recommendations.

THE WORKERS’ PARTY
6 January 2012

The fly

A research student wrote a thesis paper about a fly.

He extracted one leg from the fly and asked the fly to jump from one hand to the other. The fly jumped. (Insect lovers, please bear with me for a moment.) He removed the second leg and repeated the command. The fly jumped again. He pulled out the third leg and told the fly to jump. Once more, the fly jumped. He yanked out the final leg and commanded the fly to jump one more time.

This time the fly did not jump. The student promptly wrote down his conclusion: When you pull out all four of a fly’s legs, it loses its hearing.

A deduction based on false assumptions leads to an invalid conclusion, and we simply cannot base conclusions on impeded judgments or limited assumptions. — Ravi Zacharias

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Fernando Ortega

—Pass Me Not